Purple10: Ten places to go on holiday to avoid Celebrity Big Brother

Celebrity Big Brother 2013 is out, and once again it is filled with a bunch of inane D-listers who we barely recognise (and a few who we’ve had to Google – *cough* Neil Ruddock). Who are all these people? Have Channel 5 no budget at all?

Celebrity Big Brother 2013

From plastic fantastic Heidi Montag and her equally robotic husband, Spencer Pratt, to an oversized Claire Richards of Steps fame and will-do-anything-for-money Frankie Dettori, this year’s CBB is set to be the most boring to date.

Here is a list of the guests:

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt (classed as one contestant – cute, right?)

Claire Richards (possibly should be classed as two due to recent weight gain)

Gillian Taylforth (Eastenders)

Paula Hamilton (predicted to leave first)

Tricia Penrose (who?)

Lacey Banghard (three guesses what she does for a living)

Rylan Clark (X-factor reject and fake tan devotee)

Frankie Dettori (if he passes the drugs test, that is)

Sam Robertson (no idea)

Ryan Maloney (a.k.a. Toad from Neighbours)

Neil Ruddock (again, who??)

Thankfully though, we have put together a selection of the places in this world with such cendorship regulations that you CBB will be but a long-forgotten memory. Here’s our pick of the best places to holiday to avoid watching Big Brother (a.k.a the ten most censored countries in the world).

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